|   Contacting 
              Nick 
            Contacting me is easier than you may think! Just stick your head 
              out the window and scream, "HEY NICK!!! Nick steglich!!! Call 
              me ya little fucker!" and I will hear you and call. 
            Or, next time you see me, yo can tie a piece of string to me. Make 
              sure you keep the other end and whenever you wish to contact me, 
              just attach an empty can to your end, speak through it and it will 
              resonate through the string and my body, creating a giant walking, 
              living speaker. Which, I guess, if you have anything private to 
              talk about, isn't probably the best way. 
            So I guess you could send a carrier pidgeon. Or, better yet, a 
              St. Bernard!!! Yes. but make sure he's packing mad rum, cuz, well... 
              he's a St. Bernard and that's his job. Screw the message, I want 
              the booze. 
            Err.. or I guess you could train a hamster - they're actually quite 
              intelligent you know (okay, not really). You could give them the 
              message disguised as a strawberry which they could then shove in 
              their cheek pocket and smuggle over to me. 
            OR...  
            For the time being, the best way to contact me from this site is 
              by calling me at 781.367.4262 
            Or you can get me through either Facebook 
              or Myspace. 
            I am still working out the details of a hacker-safe, online contact 
              form. Too many times have my email forms been spammed and I don't 
              need more spam on top of the already 3000-5000 a day that I get 
              now. I will be happy to return your calls, but I am often at work 
              and get out at odd times, making it difficult to call back. So the 
              social networking sites are probably the safest bet right now. I 
              apologize and will work feverishly to get something a little more 
              formal on here. Chances are, though, that if you are one of my friends, 
              especially of those who are featured on here, you probably already 
              have all sorts of ways to contact me! 
             |